The Goblin’s Toast — Max Heavyweight Tee
The Goblin’s Toast — Max Heavyweight Tee
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The Goblin’s Toast — Max Heavyweight Tee
To loot, luck, and lousy decisions.
Some tavern nights end with a story. Others end with an overturned table, a missing coin purse, and a goblin crew loudly insisting they had nothing to do with it.
The Goblin’s Toast features a rowdy dungeon tavern scene packed with raised mugs, stolen treasure, skulls, spilled ale, and the kind of goblin laughter that usually means someone is about to lose a bet. Painted with vintage dark fantasy energy, the full-back artwork brings together warm candlelight, grimy tavern wood, glinting coins, and chaotic old-school adventure charm.
The front keeps the joke bold and readable with the phrase “To Loot, Luck, and Lousy Decisions” alongside a grinning goblin, foaming mug, skull, coins, and crossed tankards. The back carries the full tavern scene for a complete front-and-back fantasy streetwear piece.
Printed on the Shaka Wear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight Tee, this shirt has a dense heavyweight feel, structured oversized fit, dropped shoulders, roomy sleeves, and a classic boxy silhouette built for a premium streetwear look.
Product Features
- Shaka Wear Max Heavyweight T-shirt
- Heavyweight 7.5 oz/yd² fabric
- Approximately 245–255 GSM
- Dense, durable 16-singles construction
- Structured oversized and relaxed fit
- Classic ’90s-inspired boxy silhouette
- Slightly dropped shoulders and roomy sleeves
- Higher 1-inch stretch-resistant ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape for added structure
- Double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
- Quarter-turned construction to help eliminate a center crease
- Smooth, substantial surface for detailed print quality
- Front graphic with full-back artwork
- Available in Charcoal Grey and Black
- Available in sizes S–7XL
Fabric by Color
- Black: 100% USA cotton
- Charcoal Grey: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry with no heat
- Do not iron the printed artwork
- Do not dry clean
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Care Scroll
Treat your gear like something you looted from a very dramatic dungeon.
Care instructions may vary by item, so always check the product details first.
For apparel, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach, high heat, and ironing directly over printed artwork unless you are actively trying to anger the print gods.