The Goblin’s Toast — Max Heavyweight Tee
To loot, luck, and lousy decisions.
Some tavern nights end with a story. Others end with an overturned table, a missing coin purse, and a goblin crew loudly insisting they had nothing to do with it.
The Goblin’s Toast features a rowdy dungeon tavern scene packed with raised mugs, stolen treasure, skulls, spilled ale, and the kind of goblin laughter that usually means someone is about to lose a bet. Painted with vintage dark fantasy energy, the full-back artwork brings together warm candlelight, grimy tavern wood, glinting coins, and chaotic old-school adventure charm.
The front keeps the joke bold and readable with the phrase “To Loot, Luck, and Lousy Decisions” alongside a grinning goblin, foaming mug, skull, coins, and crossed tankards. The back carries the full tavern scene for a complete front-and-back fantasy streetwear piece.
Printed on the Shaka Wear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight Tee, this shirt has a dense heavyweight feel, structured oversized fit, dropped shoulders, roomy sleeves, and a classic boxy silhouette built for a premium streetwear look.
Product Features
- Shaka Wear Max Heavyweight T-shirt
- Heavyweight 7.5 oz/yd² fabric
- Approximately 245–255 GSM
- Dense, durable 16-singles construction
- Structured oversized and relaxed fit
- Classic ’90s-inspired boxy silhouette
- Slightly dropped shoulders and roomy sleeves
- Higher 1-inch stretch-resistant ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape for added structure
- Double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and bottom hem
- Quarter-turned construction to help eliminate a center crease
- Smooth, substantial surface for detailed print quality
- Front graphic with full-back artwork
- Available in Charcoal Grey and Black
- Available in sizes S–7XL
Fabric by Color
- Black: 100% USA cotton
- Charcoal Grey: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry with no heat
- Do not iron the printed artwork
- Do not dry clean
